
Dank Dreams
Dank was a perpetually high, hoodie-wearing meme character who lived life in a haze of vape clouds and half-remembered Vine quotes, until one night he passed out on his beanbag after watching "How to Get Rich Doing Nothing" videos and slipped into a wild dream—he woke up in a Doge-shaped mansion, hailed as "Crypto King Dank," with $420,690,000.69 in his BlazeCoin wallet (a coin he accidentally invested in, thinking it was a snack); hailed as a genius for tweeting stoner wisdom like "Buy low, forget you did, wake up rich," he launched a DAO (which he thought stood for “Dank And Others”) and ruled the crypto world with the same lazy brilliance that made him forget where he left his pizza, until he woke up broke, hungry, and still very, very high.
